Yours Sincerely, The Hon. Martin Dixon
Updated post: I’ve included my emails to Martin Dixon this time. True to form, I cringe slightly at the words I wrote last month but unlike my novels I don’t get to redraft these, so you’ll have to take them for the naive but heartfelt missives they are. Feel free to offer some constructive criticism.
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Me to Martin:
(17th April / & re-sent on 8th May)
Dear Mr Dixon,
You were recently quoted as saying that your department had no intention of reviewing the policy on SRI in Victorian schools – as your average, non-Christian, Melbourne parent, that came as a real blow. I’m a believer in the state school system; I’m not a member of any religious group and I’m not interested in criticising those who are, but what I do believe in is the concept of ‘fairness’ – and I strongly believe that the current legislation is failing to uphold that standard by forcing schools to hold SRI during “class time”.
Many parents only allow their children to attend these classes because they do not want the stigma of the “opt out” option. Like me, they don’t want to knock anyone’s belief system, but they would prefer that state education and religion were two separate things – at the moment, one seems to be holding the other to ransom. I ask you, as a religious man (I was raised Catholic so I believe we have had a similar education in this respect) – is holding families to ransom the way Christians should spread the word?
I ask you to take an open-minded approach to the current debate and appreciate that it is average Victorian families with their own very valid set of ethics, not just anti-religion groups, who are desperate for you to review the policy.
Thank you for your time.
Kind regards,
Emily Gale
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(15th May)
Martin to me:


Your emails don’t make me cringe at all. It’s the reply that does.
It seems so difficult to communicate with people like him – where are the politicians with personality these days? A bit of charm? It’s just a flaccid, empty reply that was no doubt written by one of his staff.
That said, I’ve given myself the “could do better” talking-to and will be writing to him again.
Cheers Moshe.
Em